ENGLISH
-What did Marie Curry say?
"its better with chicken"
BLONDE (in english)
-What do you call a blind dinausore?
Do-you-think-he-saur-us?
-A blond walks in a library and says to the librarian,
"Can I have a burger and fries?"
"Sorry this is a library."
So the blond whispers,
"Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
-Why can't you tell blonds knock-knock jokes?
Because they leave to open the door.
-There are two brunettes and a blond in the desert they are starving and close to death. All of a sudden a wish-exhauser appear, he says:
"Each one of you may do a wish and I shall make it real."
The first brunette says:
"I would like to be in a village with food and water" POOF and she is gone.
The second brunette says:
"I want to be with my friends and family." POOF she was gone as well.
the blond felt lonley and said:
"I want both my friends back"...
FRENCH
-Deux patates traversent la route une se fait écraser. L'autre crie
"Purrée!"
-Il y a deux vaches dans un pré. Une demande:
"As-tu la maladie de la vache folle?"
"Non, je suis un lapin!"
- Un capitaine pirate parle avec son équipe, et un mousse lui demande:
Dites, capitaine, pourquoi vous mettez toujours une chemise rouge pour les abordages?
Alors le capitaine répond:
Mousse, comme ça, si on me blesse, vous ne verrez pas le sang et vous continuerez à vous battre.
Tout d'un coup, un grand bateau approche à l'horizon. Le capitaine dit au mousse:
Apportez ma chemise rouge!
Puis il lui souffle à l'oreille: Et mes pantalons bruns...
